An actress is speaking to another one:
"O, dear, what a terrible dream has come to me..."
"Oh, tell me..."
"I have dreamed that I died, got to the light, and I saw the road and the gateway to Paradise and to hell. I started going, of course, to Paradise, but Apostle Paul stopped me: "Where are you going, my dear, well, you were an actress, acted all your life... Your place is in hell..."
"I asked an opportunity to look through the peephole, though half-peep at Paradise world, and Apostle let me to the crack in the Paradise fence, and I saw the tabernacles, the birds are singing, the magnificence. Suddenly I look you, my dear, walking, sing a song, flowers gathering. I appealed to the Apostle: "Say, say, how is it possible? She was an actress too!"
And the Apostle said: "What a poor actress she was..."
I have known this funny story from my ex-colleagues on Aeroflot flights.
It's not a secret that any respectable air company has a special hot food. It is meant both diet food and Moslem, Hindi, Kosher and seafood. Everything is ordered in advance after buying a ticket by a passenger and absolutely free of charge delivered to the orderer's place.
It was a regular European flight. After taking-off the hostesses prepare to serve their clients. Everyone is proposed "chicken-fish", аnd for one passenger sat in his chair in a grand manner was brought some Kosher food prepared specially for him.
The man looked at the girl disapprovingly and took a breath: "Bring me the same that to everyone please"!
"But you have ordered Kosher food according to our summary list"!
The passenger sighed again and took off his passport: "My family name is Kosher but I am not a Jew! Bring me some usual food please".